Monster Chug

A method of alchohol consumption by which the drinker pulls his shirt from his waist completely over his head, thus creating a "monster", and consuming their beverage through their shirt.

Let's all do a monster chug to celebrate that touchdown!

by Danw84 October 29, 2009

Monster Turnip

Where you take the largest turnip you can find, draw a face on it, and then go take a shit in a watermelon rind.

An upscale apartment where santa clause is kickin it with mrs clause. A bird flies in the window with a bandana covering its face like a bandit, calls them Jews, and flies away.

-Monster Turnip Stories

by Knargle Consumer July 3, 2011

Monsterhol

A drinking combination of an alcoholic beverage and monster ripper on nights out.

Guy: Can I have a Monsterhol please darling
Barmaid: Most certainly sir.

Guy: Cheers babe. Keep the change.

by Cibocchi September 2, 2012

Monster in your closet

Your secret gay side, that only appears during Fridays

Menisnt1: Hey man did you know it wa-
Menisnt2: YOU MEAN GAY FRIDAY
Menisnt1: OMG LIKE IT's MONSTER IN YOUR CLOSET

by Mexxican Trump April 5, 2019

Monster Donks

nickname for someone with really big titties

“dayummm she got some monster DONKS😈”

by I’m already tracer. February 11, 2021

_.monstera_

_.monstera_ is an amazing mutual and a amazing tik tok creator. She posts great context and is an amazing person and is v funny. In addition she is a mitski fan which is great bc who tf doesn’t like mitski??? She is also v pretty and I’m jelous of her beauty.

“_.monstera_ is so pretty and funny I am so lucky to be her mutual”

by ilytmitsuri June 23, 2021

_.monstera_

Ceo of light mode on tiktok

person 1: “ Hey did you hear _.monstera_ has light mode on tiktok”
person 2 : “ew. thats so gross”
_.monstera_: “:((“

by deeznutshatelightmode June 23, 2021