geet monster

synonym for the term 'crack head'

I just got chased down the street by 3 geet monsters when i wouldn't give them a dollar

by J.R. September 6, 2004

Flog The Monster

To masturbate;Male only; To give pleasure to ones self by Strokeing ones Private area.

Dude, i flog the monster 8 times a day! My wrist hurts!

by Dj JynXx June 11, 2006

Walking With Monsters

A BBC document that shows how early life evolved before the dinosaurs. Features Haikouichtys, Anomalocaris, Cephalaspis, Brontoscorpio, Pterygotus, Hynerpeton, Hyneria, Petrolacosaurus, Mesothelae, Dimetrodon, Edaphosaurus, Gorgonops, Scutosaurus, Diictodon, Lystrosaurus, and Euparkeria.

Walking With Monsters taught me about life!

by WhoDatFreshBoi March 31, 2017

dick monster

When a girl you dont like calls you, text you, or writes you on myspace wanting to hook up. Often says she loves you thinking it will make you change your mind.

-dude, she keeps callin me, she is bein a total dick monster.

-i know, tell me bout it. She did the same thing to me last week.

by Meesh W. February 4, 2009

mazes and monsters

little known movie starring Tom Hanks, based on Dungeons and Dragons, and was released around the same time as national outcry feared D&D was going to be some twisted Lovecraftian cult.

"'Big' was Tom Hanks' best movie ever!"
"Shut up D&D-mo. Go see Mazes and Monsters."

by kataklyzmik August 8, 2006

so what if I'm the monster

the iconic line from our goddess gabbie hanna while explaining her song on Genius lyrics

dumbass 1: have you heard of this so what if I'm the monster meme?
*gabbie bursts through the door*
"so whAt IF I'M THE MONSTEEEEEEEAAAAR"

by chichrigga December 11, 2018

momster

A term of endearment for your dear mom.

"A puppy for Christmas?! Thanks Momster, it's just what I always wanted!"

by LaurenLEE December 21, 2008