melon head 

gemma from 9f who hates gingers and shakes her head when she talks like gale platt from corrie.says things like"fuck off you fuckin ginger knob end before i friggin kick ya in ya nuts you bloody friggin frig fuckin frig face ...............twat

go on melon , use parkers head like a football

melon head by parker February 22, 2005

slice my melon 

The act of taking virginity

"He's gonna slice my melon tonight."

slice my melon by pinkfloyd901 September 14, 2009

Melon Farmers 

Lesbians

Person 1: Look at those butch mingers
Person 2: Damn foo, they gotta be Melon Farmers or some shit!

Melon Farmers by Matt Bateman May 12, 2003

melonade 

1. A mispronounciation of the word lemonade...caused by one "Homestar Runner's" speech impediment

it all stawded when i deceided to dwink therty-two gwasses of melonade

melonade by Mike Chap August 8, 2003

Melon Farmer 

This was devised by a friend of mine as an insult that did not contain a swear word. This could be used in public places with little more than a frown in your direction.

"You better watch your mouth you giant Melon Farmer"

Melon Farmer by Kemikal October 16, 2003

melody

Melody is the type of girl who will steal her friends exs. Once she gets broken up with she will find someone else to date pretty quickly but other then that she is pretty and also is nice/ caring.

Melody why the hell did you steal my ex boyfriend!

melody by restingface December 26, 2019

Meloy 

A Disorder inwhich a person or persons identify with a charater of different sexual preferance; person or persons who are confused with themselfs, and find comfort through another character.

Orlando named his character "Meloy" inorder to cover his tracks.

Meloy by Anonymous May 12, 2003