Matthew

That one guy who wears a few different "Dodge" caps and drives a truck. Matthews are devoted republicans with fluffy tooth brushes but no matter what you can rest assrured that a Matthew will always be your buddy.
Matthew's going up to town.
Tell Matthew to call in our orders.
How may guitars does Matthew have?
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Matthew

A guy with brown hair, dark eyes, and a heartwarming smile. Matthew is mostly a very funny guy, but he is a deep guy. He is good about going to church and events at the church. He loves to be the class clown and make people laugh. He is athletic too even if he doesn’t think it. He is also a very though guy, not a thing will get past him. He cares about people and barely has any beef with anyone. Matthew is a special dude.
Classmate:1- Matthew who’s your favorite superhero
Matthew- Shrek

Yes this actually happened, and it wasn’t a joke he meant hulk 😂
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My baby! That’s it...that’s the definition. Carry on with your day loves xoxo x-tina
C: Matthew is the best husband ever!
K: Awe I’m so happy for y’all!
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Small ass dick. No girl like a him a big ass pussy
Stop being aa matthew and get up
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A fat munchkin that scans fried cats
Oh Matthew is fat

He is very smelly as well
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A dog that barks at clouds if they look like a three. Also a chicken that had four eyes and lives in Narnia.
This dog is barking at a could like a matthew
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See that fucking Matthew over there, he fucking autistic mate
by Me, you fuckin donkey August 03, 2019
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