mullet

short in the front long in the back so it is an

El camino car in the front truck in the back!!!

by tim mcgee July 19, 2004

Millet

a word that oreos call their mother...must be very carful with this word, when said on the phone millet may hang up.

"GRAND MILLET!" "i'm sorry i think you have the wrong number...."

by millet lover April 10, 2010

fashion mullet

When a person's outfit appears dressed up on top, but trends towards casual at the bottom. Make-up, well done hair, a nice top, jeans and sneakers would be a good example of a fashion mullet. Business on top, pleasure on the bottom.

I wanted to get dressed up, but heels are so uncomfortable I just wore sneakers, and ended up with a fashion mullet.

by mcmegs October 27, 2009

mallery

slut, especially mallery dettmer

man, i caught that hoe pullin a mallery on me!

by Clitoris January 22, 2003

mullet over

A "mullet over" is the use of a mullet wig by someone who has had their head shaved and later regretted it.

This particular hairstyle is favoured because a "mullet" haircut resembles a kind of insane wig in any case. Thus the wig is assumed by the casual observer to be an actual mullet.

If a mullet wig is locally unavailable, a deceased animal such as a gopher or beaver may be draped over the shaven cranium as a substitute.

Josh: Wow, you look crazy!
Ger: Yeah, I passed out at a party last night and my friends shaved my head.
Josh: Ha! So what are you gonna do?
Ger: Well, I reckon I'll just - mullet over.

(Ger smiles at the camera and produces a "Fruit of the Loomis"-brand mullet wig.)

by Pipe Downn October 22, 2011

Mullet

Sexy haircut

He had a mullet. I want to do him.

by Cindy July 13, 2003

Mullet

Anyone who does something really lamely,as though they were retarded.

Andruw Jones is the mullet playing center for the Braves,oh look,he dropped another one.

by Ron November 18, 2006