lonely creepy bastard

Tipically on a college campus in the dining hall, the person who is eating alone at a table, especially during the busy hours

Hey look, there's a lonely creepy bastard eating by themself.
"PLEASE go to dinner with me, I don't want to be the lonely creepy bastard!"

lonely creepy bastard by E Jackson January 28, 2008

Bumping Lovelies 

Verb

Phonetic Spelling - Bumph-peeng luhv-leez

To make love by thrusting the pelvis forward tenderly, in a delightful pleasingly provocative manner, esp. to the accompaniment of an accented musical beat. Act is accentuated by dim candlelight causing joyous explosions of happiness.

Origin:

1560–70; imit.

bef. 900; ME luvelich, OE luflīc amiable. See love, -ly

circa 2010 - english - fitzsimmons - ngainay nipay

1. My dear. Your beauty is unparalleled. I would like to engage in "Bumping Lovelies" with you.

2. Ohhh girl! Did you see who she's "Bumping Lovelies" with? Ummm mmm...She got her a lil' sumthing sumthin'

3. Oh hell no...I is fine! I'm not bumping uglies! I'm "Bumping Lovelies."

4. I love Bumping Lovelies with ya girl but everytime we do, yo mamma says we smell like Budussy. Are ya kidding me? Seriously?

Bumping Lovelies by Ngai-Nipay December 3, 2010

Lonely Pee Syndrome 

The syndrome that occurs in some males that causes them to relieve themselves in a urinal directly adjacent to another male's, even when there are several open stalls away from the aforementioned male.

This dude must of had lonely pee syndrome, there were like 8 urinals and he decides to come up to mine and hold hands.

Lonely Pee Syndrome by Dan Warner June 11, 2008

lovelylicious 

An emotion; one that makes you especially happy.

Usually used when describing something inappropriate.

lovely + delicious = lovelylicious.

Can also be used as an adjective or verb.

You are very lovelylicous.

that is a lovelylicous boy.

we're going to lovelylicious tonight.

lovelylicious by Discomatic December 2, 2007

Lovelocked 

Being so in love with someone, it’s hard to let them go. No matter what they do, you are head over heals for them.

“You do realize that he cheated on you.. right?”

“I don’t care! He has me lovelocked!”

Lovelocked by TexasDally January 10, 2018

lonely 

the worst feeling ever..

me: *stares at people*
me: sigh i wish i had friends

random person: that girl seems lonely
friend: lol, what a loser

lonely by none of your business hun July 4, 2019

loveyou 

when u dont exactly wanna spell the whole thing out....

friend: thank you so much for the gift, i love you.

me: (head: oh god) oh, loveyou too..

loveyou by Ioveu. November 30, 2020