The best duo existing and that has ever existed int his whole damn universe. Hana and Johanna are the best two girl in the world, the most beautiful, intelligent, and trustworthy, everyone want to be like them but no body will ever come even close to being as amazing as them. Everyone is jealous of them and want to be friend with them. All the guys are in love with them and want them. All the teachers in the school know that they are the best duo and they are everyones favourite student. Try and get in between them, but you can't, if you try, Johanna will beat you up, just like she beat every guy in the whole school in arm wrestling. Hana and Johanna make each other laugh so much that they cry every single day, they are the happiest with each other. If you are a Hana/Johnna, get yourself a Johanna/Hana.

"Are those Hana and Johanna?"
"Omg yes, their are so hot, they are the best duo every, they are so smart and will definitely win scene fair with their air purifier this year, I'm so jealous "
"Omg me too, I wanna be like them , its not fair"

Hana and Johanna by Hana i Johanna April 15, 2024

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Pullin a Johan

When u hit a stationary object while driving a car and blaming it on an elderly person.

My friend can’t drive for shit he was pullin a Johan.

Pullin a Johan by GayNigger101 August 2, 2025

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