X-bow

When you lying down and your legs are spread out with your penis sticking out.

You are sleeping like you are a x-bow.

by GayNigger101 August 03, 2025

Pullin a Johan

When u hit a stationary object while driving a car and blaming it on an elderly person.

My friend can’t drive for shit he was pullin a Johan.

by GayNigger101 August 02, 2025

Banana

Fruit that people often think of as a dick

Oh hey Sam, can I see your banana?

by GayNigger101 March 04, 2021