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Cellular Jocking

The act of hating or disrespecting the people around you by means of calling or texting on a cellular device

An act that causes the loss of a great magnitude of swagger

An action that is only prevented with good friends or a really hot babe, may cause loss of friends aswell

Actions that have been reported worse than Cock Blocking

Sentence
Shayne didn't enjoy party because he was cellular jocking the whole time.
by Matt a Victim March 30, 2010
mugGet the Cellular Jockingmug.

Glitter Jock

A jock, usually a twunk (can also be a twink), who's obviously gay or at least bisexual, but is so in the closet he doesn't know where the door is. He also usually (but not always) owns a Loungefly backpack and shops at Spencer's frequently.
Brunson: Who's backpack is this? Is that.. Loungefly?
Tyson: Oh yeah that's probably Jacques', he's one of those glitter jocks.
Brunson: Oh that's based af
by Yeplol October 19, 2025
mugGet the Glitter Jockmug.

cock before jock

A very large penis that is constantly bragged about but once shown its tiny
Dude you lied about your dick size, its tiny, cock before jock.
by S3men3ata October 26, 2017
mugGet the cock before jockmug.

Pingpong Jock

An alpha male who is frequently seen speeding down highways and winning drag races.
Hey man did you see that Pingpong Jock the other day?
Yeah man he was benching like 150kg yesterday. I felt like such a simp next to him 🤦 ♂️.
by Pingpong Jock October 6, 2020
mugGet the Pingpong Jockmug.

Jock Dolly

A new twist on the classic jock who has a bit of metro-sexual in him although they have the classic love of sport and are idolized in their schools they no longer are associated with being dumb or unhygienic. The term can also be used for top athletes.
Did you cristiano ronaldo he turned out to be such a Jock Dolly

David Beckham is the biggest Jock Dolly athletic and stylish
by lolXDsleep October 6, 2012
mugGet the Jock Dollymug.

Jock Block

When your kid prevents you from getting a workout
When you put your baby down at 7 pm and she cries uncontrollably when you leave the house to work out until your spouse calls for you to return.

"honey' you have been jock blocked. Too many tears you must come home"
by Lauraisjane February 2, 2013
mugGet the Jock Blockmug.

Jocks

1. A group of (usually) guys who play sports, the term is usually used in a dierogatory fashion to show distane for those who place sports in high regard
2. A Australian term for underwear
1. God I fucking hate how all the girls go for the jocks !
2. Now that I nicked her jocks me and the mates are gonna go have a flog behind the schoolyard
by Type one Taylor July 5, 2018
mugGet the Jocksmug.

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