Josh Move

When a person named Josh, or Joshua, does something to someone or something, resulting in both physical and/or emotional pain. Josh Moves often happen without warning and go above and beyond the term "Playful fighting".

"Did you just get punched in the face? That is such a Josh Move!"
"Ouch, my balls hurt...Must've been a Josh Move."
♪"7am waking up in the morning, gotta be fresh gotta watch out for Josh moves..."♪

by Spinneroony April 30, 2011

Joshua

Joshua will listen to what you have to say and can be trusted with any secret. He will always pull through even when the going gets tough. He's been through a lot but still fights for what he believes in and what he loves. He's a great cook and thinks fighting is fun(even if he loses). He's got the cutest smile and perfect teeth. His eyes are the most gorgeous in the whole world and change color. He thinks he can always win an argument with you, but he's really just a little loser and knows it at heart. Any girl could get lost in them. He is a friend to keep, and a guy to love. He's every girls dream boy and is smart, funny, handsome, sexy, adorable, and outgoing. He treats girls with the upmost respect and hates seeing them cry. He can be spontaneous, but he prefers to ask your preference before doing anything that could possibly be upsetting or taken the wrong way. Any girl that is ever told they're loved by him should consider herself the luckiest girl in the world. He is the best any girl could ever get, and if you get with him, he's the best you will ever have.

Bestie One: "Your boyfriend is so cute and sweet to you! He must be a Joshua!"
Bestie Two: "Oh, he is! And I'm so lucky to have him!"

by HunnyBunches November 25, 2011

Josh Dun's Dick

clink clink
goes my dick
when i slap it on my chick
put it inside her shit
make her suck make her lick
my dick can do all the tricks
longer than a chopstick
rides like a broomstick
all lubed up and slick
this goes to the skeleton clique
because i love josh duns dick
and i bet it’s harder than his drumstick

Josh Dun's Dick is the best thing ever

by smutbean October 15, 2016

joso

The True Definition of cool. The inner person in all of us That motivates and guides us along the path called life

I talked it over with Joso, I don't think thats a good idea.

by Joso November 6, 2007

Joshed

When someone makes a ridiculous claim (usually about sports) and a buddy tries to get that person to bet on said ridiculous claim to screw them out of money.

Guy 1: Aaron Rogers is so good! I bet he throws 100 touchdowns this year!
Guy 2: No way! I bet you $100 he doesn't!
Guy 3: Man Guy 1... Guy 2 totally Joshed you!!!

by NorsemanMN January 4, 2015

Joss

Massive Cock, the ladies can’t hold back, his time in bed unmatched, but his personality is great too

God my boyfriend is such an joss

by derpfox792 February 4, 2019

Josh Meister Fire Dragon

when a girl is giving you oral sex and your about to cum you yell i have Syphilis, and since the girl is shocked you cum in the girls mouth and it comes out her ears.

That girl was such a whore, I totally gave her a Josh Meister Fire Dragon last night!

by all jacked up on mountain dew September 1, 2009