James

Ugly ass flamboyant gay who claims to be bisexual. No one likes James, they only tolerate him.

Person 1: Wanna kill James?
Person 2: I'm in.

by anonymous 😁 March 2, 2015

James Bond

Complicated and unnecessary, but cool as in,

"Your car has a motorized pool cue caddy? That's some james bond shit!"

by FattyBones December 19, 2004

James

He thinks he has a monster penis, but in actuality has a schlong the size of a tic tac

"Did you see the size of the dong that guy owns?"
"Yeah it's microscopic"
"Yeah he is a total James"

by professorschnutz November 29, 2013

James Gray likes this

A popular trend which seems to have orignated from facebook, presumably due to someone called James Gray, pressing the like button too much.

Luka Modric has broken his leg.
James Gray likes this.

by Nem123 September 4, 2009

James

The only guy in the world who actually has no friends. And no dick

Wow he is such a James

by Zlessi September 26, 2015

james bulger

British toddler james bulger was abducted and murdered by 2 ten year old boys jon venables and robert thompson the two boys kindnapped james from hes mother and took james on a long walk to a railway were they splashed paint in hes face, threw rock and bricks at him and hit him over the head with a iron bar then leaving james on the rail track to die.

2 year old james bulger murdered by two ten year old boys. shocking!

by jnic April 12, 2008

James

A name of the male species. One who is addicted to vines, even though no one else watches them anymore. James tends to be addicted to corn dogs,taco bell, white cheddar popcorn and his wax pen. Definitely goes to ASU, but not quite a Frat dude. Has a habit of ending up in the hospital and has very sensitive skin. James typically has to carry his BP team.
Biggest weakness: Being told, "Just Send It", cause he will indeed send it no matter the task.

Look at that dude in his hammock eating that taco bell. He must be a James.

by goodhair-becky May 22, 2018