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He thinks he has a monster penis, but in actuality has a
schlong
the
size
of a tic
tac
"Did you see the size of the
dong
that guy owns?"
"
Yeah
it's microscopic"
"
Yeah
he is a total James"
James
by
professorschnutz
November 29, 2013