Jack Sparrow

Jck Sparrow is: Sexy,Drunk,Funny,Someone, who, if you pause the movie will be making a VERY strange face, Awkward, Neva knowing what hes gonna do!

Some things Jack Sparrow says:

"Cotton's parrot....same question"

"you need to find yourself a girl mate...or maybe the problem is you've found one but are incappable of wooing set strumpet. You're not a eunuch are you!?"

"the rum is gone!why is the rum gone?"

by ~Rikki~ June 20, 2006

Karl Jacobs

cool guy who streams @ www.twitch.tv/karljacobs :D we like him a lot. also mrbeast friend and streams on the dreamsmp :) bops to 100gecs apparently. karl jacobs more like karl who's-a-very-cool-person jacobs HA gottem

karl jacobs bops.

by CrystalJaspar September 29, 2020

Jacob Whitesides

Jacob is one of the 12 wonderful Magcon boys. Most perfect, nice, loving, loyal, humorous, gorgeous boy out there. Not only with those characterstics, he has an amazing voice that will melt your heart in one second. Any girl would be lucky to have him.

"Do you see Jacob Whitesides up on stage right now?"

"Yes, he's perfect."

by Linds131030 April 14, 2014

Jackpot screw

Someone who marries a rich heir/ess by getting her/self pregnant.

Nelly changed his life thanks to a timely jackpot screw, now she's the proud wife of millionaire.

by Francisco Sp April 1, 2007

Jack McCarthy

To wear a long sleeved t-shirt under a short sleeved t-shirt

I'm not ironing a shirt, I'm a man! I'll just jack mccarthy it tonight which will keep my elbows warm

by tadtheband October 18, 2008

JACKT-UPED

A reaction to a situation that has become so unbelievably disproportionatly unstable that the problem at hand cannot be corrected or remedied.

Yo dawg, 'dey got a truck-yard down 'ayre dat is JACKT-UPED!! Yoo shou see all dem puddles and mud!

by T and D Associates, Dawg August 21, 2008

Jackassopithecus

A man that hails from the dark ages. Thinks all women are to be treated as whores and house slaves. Never asks for anyone elses opinion because he has all the right answers. Wears cheap suits and uses sub-par vocabulary. Drives old gas-guzzling cars or big-ass monster trucks. Eats only meat and cheese. Never tips wait staff well. Is the reason why gun control should never be enforced. Avoid at all costs.

Synonyms: Asshole, douchebag, tool, pervert

Girl 1: "Look at that douche wearing the Sears and Roebuck suit. Did he just actually wink at me and make an obscene gesture?"
Girl 2: "Yep, that one is a real Jackassopithecus"

by Brokenheartmender May 11, 2010