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Where the MVP takes the stanley cup to his girlfriend's house, and then, lightly touches her vagina with some moose antlers. After very light penetration, he pours maple syrup over her tits, and she sucks one while he sucks the other while fucking her, then the guy jizzes in the stanley cup after.
The MVP of the NHL championship, usually celelbrates with a canadian history.
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The national sexual act of Canada featuring antlers, maple syrup, and Lord Stanley's cup. The latter has been historically misinterpreted as the grand prize of the NHL competition. It is in fact the somewhat related, but instead refers to the reinforced athletic supporter worn by the same Lord Stanley while playing cricket. Though they are also known as a “Ball Box” or “box”. The act is performed each on the other, and is does not know gender, nor homo or hetero sexuality.

The practice involves reducing the antlers in boiling maple syrup, then ladling the resulting resin in to your partner’s anus using Lord Stanley’s cup. When the resin cures it is withdrawn to reveal a perfect cast of the rectum. You then take that cast, dip it once more in maple syrup, and promptly insert in to your own anus.
Canada's History - Written phonetically:
"We were watchin' da hawwkee, dehr eh? and I got to feeling all Frenchie-loik. So’s I looks over ait Dorleen, and oi says to her…Dorleen…you wont ta do the "Canada’s History"? And she says, sure, Gord,. Oil go gate the syrup, you warm oup d’cup”
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To take a gallon of maple syrup and to pour it unto ones genitals while taking a dump into the Stanley Cup whilst stroking moose antlers.
Thank you for this opportunity to ruin Canada's History Steven Colbert.
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Shoving an antler up the vagina, followed by pouring of maple syrup mixed with cum into the asshole, which is then pooped out and eaten with whipped cream
Mary: I got so drunk last night, I think I let that douche give me a Canada's History
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Taking a dump in your grandmother's vagina.
The Beaver just performed Canada's History.
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A depraved sexual act involving the use of moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. SEE ALSO: two moose, one cup.
She told me she couldn't walk because she was studying Canada's history all night.
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A sex act, ironically named, for its namesake as it involves a beaver (of either sort), poutine, a hockey stick, lots of maple syrup, weed, and socialized medicine.
"Last night I got very drunk with my girlfriend, and her sister, and we studied some of Canada's History. Consequently I have maple syrup in my pubes, splinters in my urethra, and everyone's asshole is in considerable pain, but luckily I'm so high that it doesn't matter right now. Fun, eh?"
by TheMotherFuckingStig February 4, 2010
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