Where the MVP takes the stanley cup to his girlfriend's house, and then, lightly touches her vagina with some moose antlers. After very light penetration, he pours maple syrup over her tits, and she sucks one while he sucks the other while fucking her, then the guy jizzes in the stanley cup after.
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The practice involves reducing the antlers in boiling maple syrup, then ladling the resulting resin in to your partner’s anus using Lord Stanley’s cup. When the resin cures it is withdrawn to reveal a perfect cast of the rectum. You then take that cast, dip it once more in maple syrup, and promptly insert in to your own anus.
The practice involves reducing the antlers in boiling maple syrup, then ladling the resulting resin in to your partner’s anus using Lord Stanley’s cup. When the resin cures it is withdrawn to reveal a perfect cast of the rectum. You then take that cast, dip it once more in maple syrup, and promptly insert in to your own anus.
Canada's History - Written phonetically:
"We were watchin' da hawwkee, dehr eh? and I got to feeling all Frenchie-loik. So’s I looks over ait Dorleen, and oi says to her…Dorleen…you wont ta do the "Canada’s History"? And she says, sure, Gord,. Oil go gate the syrup, you warm oup d’cup”
"We were watchin' da hawwkee, dehr eh? and I got to feeling all Frenchie-loik. So’s I looks over ait Dorleen, and oi says to her…Dorleen…you wont ta do the "Canada’s History"? And she says, sure, Gord,. Oil go gate the syrup, you warm oup d’cup”
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To take a gallon of maple syrup and to pour it unto ones genitals while taking a dump into the Stanley Cup whilst stroking moose antlers.
by ridetheyak February 4, 2010
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by Phenobarbidol February 4, 2010
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"Last night I got very drunk with my girlfriend, and her sister, and we studied some of Canada's History. Consequently I have maple syrup in my pubes, splinters in my urethra, and everyone's asshole is in considerable pain, but luckily I'm so high that it doesn't matter right now. Fun, eh?"
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