smeg hole

When you front fart but a little cheese excretes its saltiness out.

OMG! Max francis was walking one day to pick the kiddies up and buy some african bongos when his well dirty smeg hole began to moisten and erupt again.

by Doc smegoday June 20, 2017

Courtesy hole

The thoughtful act of sticking your foot out from under the bed covers to release your stinky fart odour at the end of the bed, rather than let it seep into your partner's face. Particularly useful in a new relationship.

"I'm sorry lover, I have bubble bum tonight"

"Okay honey, please create a courtesy hole if you don't mind".

by BlaineTudor July 20, 2016

Dew Hole

A very wet pussy. Primed and ready.

Oh yea baby my dew hole is ready. Gimme the D.

I slipped finger in her dew hole and could tell she was ready for some D.

I hit her dew hole from behind and slid right in.

by Eaton Holgoode February 8, 2018

Grub Hole

An individual’s mouth. The cake hole. The pie hole.

I need to fill my grub hole now. I’m starving.

by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2018

Tard Hole

The ass hole of a mentally challenged person. Its like being an asshole, except worse.

dude, johnny is a wicked asshole
yeah, but his brothers a tard hole
good point

by i like the women this much. July 1, 2012

vaginal holes

there are 2 vagina holes in the vaginal area! One for sexual intercourse and another so you can let urine out!

some people may think there is 3 - the other one being for female ejaculation but let me tell you this - THEY ARE LYING!!!!!!

''Dude..I've got 3 vaginal holes''
''YOU ARE LYING. you only have 2''

by waynemcgrath August 22, 2012

Arm-holing

A competitive sport, best played in public spaces. Won by penetrating the enclosed space created by a person's arm (when placing their hand on their hip/head/a wall/another person) with one's own arm, as many times as possible without being caught.

"Tim and I were arm-holing so many people on the dance-floor last night! He nearly got punched in the head!"

by Superfreak August 23, 2012