hell

another name for the place most people call SCHOOL!!!

student: bye im off to hell
mother: ok see you at 3:00

by ooh look February 25, 2009

when hell freezes over

signifies that something will never, ever happen.

1: so when will the Bengals win the Super Bowl?
2: when hell freezes over, that's when.

by KRHimself November 29, 2004

Oh my god who the hell cares

Used by Peter Griffin. A girl talks about her Malibu Stacy doll, according to Peter, but nobody cares about it.

I will be using: OMG instead of Oh my god in Oh my god who the hell cares, because of the way he said: Oh my god. It was like a teenage girl would on sweet sixteen or on the on the internet. Just imagine it.

"This is my Malibu Stacy doll, she comes with a comb and an extra dress !"a young girl exclaimed happily

To which peter replies, "OMG Who the hell cares ?"

by TakaD August 22, 2011

helluva tame

usually "not very good", "weak", "lacking in substance"
Commonly used in the UK during mid 70s as a disparaging adjective. However, occasionally could be used to describe rock music in a less negative manner, in which context it can also imply "gentle" or "sensitive"
The opposite was generally hellish beef

Barker: "what kind of sounds do you dig, man?
Tender:
"Oh, Zeppelin, Sabbath, Heep .... any hellish beef stuff really"
Barker:
"Yeah me too, Zep are the men - I even like their helluva tame stuff on Zep 3"
Tender: "Wheyyy.... look at that guy with the hellish beef prime Plant locks over there!"
Barker: "Yeah, he looks beef but he's carrying a helluva tame Cat Stevens album under his arm"

by Llep Iorwyn September 8, 2008

Hellur

An abstract way of saying hello that swag people use

Hellur

by '>' February 4, 2021

Hell-frontal Cortex

Part of the brain that stores all memories of a strict, religious childhood. The phrase "Your going straight to hell", echo's through your mind when engaging in certain activities (i.e, laughing at dirty jokes, engaging in sex acts with someone or alone, cursing, reading definitions in the Urban Dictionary, etc) The fear of hell, fire and damnation is alerted in your memory, but usually not strong enough to prevent "sinful" activities. There is no way to successfully remove the Hell-frontal Cortex. There is a theory that one can commit an act so horrific that a lightening bolt from the sky will strike. There are no survivors to verify this theory.

"Every time I get a tattoo, my Hell-Frontal Cortex tells my brain that I am going straight to hell. Then I think, fuck it, and have sex with the tattoo artist. YOLO!"

by Preachers Daughter September 9, 2015

Hell no, Linda

The response you give to a nosey person who's always asking dumb questions about your sex life

Linda: Have you been a good girl lately?
Donna: Hell no, Linda, I've been riding dick unicycles on the daily

Interviewer: Are you willing to work nights and weekends?
Stuart: Hell no, Linda, nights and weekends are reserved for dick unicycles

by AuntCarrie143 May 2, 2018