A half-marathon.
by pmd February 23, 2020
While traveling in Australia, I happened upon a colorful group of gents in an outback pub. One of them commented on a lovely Sheila who entered this fine estabilshment as giving him "half a lazy".
by kickitintheguts March 19, 2010
Someone with a nice face, but an ugly body; typically refers to the standard funerary practice of leaving only the top portion of the casket open.
"Check out that half couch!"
"Who?"
"Half couch! Like body bad or carface. He has a face, but look at has body. He has no shoulders and that weird skinny person belly flab. If he was dead, you'd only want the top of the casket open, so he's a half couch."
"Who?"
"Half couch! Like body bad or carface. He has a face, but look at has body. He has no shoulders and that weird skinny person belly flab. If he was dead, you'd only want the top of the casket open, so he's a half couch."
by HazyKushen May 18, 2016
Tattooing one butt cheek completely black so as to strike fear into your woman during sex. Cobras only strike at night.
I love my new half crescent. I have never been so dominant and forceful during intercourse.
Or the locker room
Or the locker room
by Jibbletlover99 November 30, 2018
Partially drunk, the stage between tipsy and sozzled. Still able to function but may not make wise decisions.
by Alibali August 03, 2013
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by Turfed June 24, 2023