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skidmark grand slam 

N. The unusual situation of soiling three different pair of underpants in the same day.
What happened to Joey?

He had to go home. He hit a skidmark grand slam.

Man, that sucks.

Chinese Grand Prix 

/tʃaɪˈniz, -ˈnis grɑ̃ ˈpriz/ n. A traffic-clogged portion of the 60 Pomona Freeway in southern California that lies between the 605 and 57 Freeways. The infamously erratic driving habits of Chinese drivers who predominate the area coupled with the inability to effectively dodge big rigs that crisscross this large industrial wasteland make commuting here about as dangerous as racing at the Grand Prix.
I'm not taking the Chinese Grand Prix to work, traffic is always such a mess.
Chinese Grand Prix by Matt*ee September 19, 2009

The Grand Toast 

The grand master, a person of great worth and importance, often a leader.
Steve is the grand toast of this corperation

East Grand Rapids High School 

The place where highly educated students spend most of their time studying and catching a buzz in the upstairs bathroom. The students at East are known for having jeeps, patagonia, and the latest nicotine device. 95% of the student population is white, rich, and stoned.
He drives a 2018 grand cherokee and has cucumber pods....I bet he goes to East Grand Rapids High School.

East Coast Grand Slam 

1. a sexual act performed when a female is spanked with a baseball bat before it is pushed up the partners vagina.
2. when a partner of any gender is spanked with a baseball bat before it is put up the partners ass hole.
3. the repetitive grand slam: after the spank the baseball bat is repetitively placed up the vagina then ass of the partner, or, if preferred, two bats at once in both holes.
Carol: Tiffany, why are you walking funny?
Tiffany: I got the most intense east coast grand slam last night...

foetal grand 

A baby grand piano that is so tiny it is more of a foetus than a baby.
We specially hired a baby grand piano to be played at our charity concert, but the piano they delivered was sooo tiny it was surely only a foetal grand.
foetal grand by Scarlett.007 July 10, 2010