Flapjack

When a man takes his penis out of his pants before he reaches the urinal.

"I made a flapjack yesterday"

by treesarepurple October 11, 2006

Flapjack

The act of getting your penis jacked buy the up and down flapping motion of a female's booty, hence the name. The flapping motion is similar to the booty bounce performed in hip-hop music videos.

I really want that girl to flapjack my penis!

by hammering hank January 29, 2010

flap ass

A woman in a bathing suit who has an extra flap of skin over her ass. It is most disturbing when she bends over. No one knows how it got there, but there it is, a flap of skin right over her ass.

John: Did you see that woman's ass?
Sara: Holy cow, she has a flap ass.

by Holycrapthisisawesome December 30, 2008

Milwaukee Mud Flap

When you produce a turd half way out of your anus, also known as the turtle head. Then you smear it on someone's face.

This slooter was giving me dome when I busted out the Milwaukee mud flap.

by S.E.McD February 17, 2009

Flapdoodle

Also known as an alpha sorter. It has flaps to sorte documents and papers alphabetically

Hey Dale, put this App. in the Flapdoodle, MORON!

by Warrants March 25, 2009

Bisexual Cake Flap

Nobody knows what it is. But when you see it; You will know.

Steven: "What the fuck is that?!?"

Jose: "I believe that is a Bisexual Cake Flap."
Steven: "So THATs what it looks like."

by soultaker2008 February 12, 2010

flapjacket

a slang term for vagina

ian: dude, remember that girl from my little brother's birthday party? i saw her flapjacket!

eric: i envy you, you're such a sexbeast.

by e*rex January 13, 2004