two faced

canadian for being drunk and high at the same time. god love us candians.

man, i was sooooo two-faced last night, i swear i could see elctricity

by the incredible bastard March 22, 2005

facedog

A name pertaining to a person who particularly has the dog of a face. The dog itself is the face and is one but the face. At times the face may be a dog.

Call me face but no call me dog, facedog
Call me face but no call me dog, facedog
cause one man can not be named dog and face, facedog

by Jim Brewer April 2, 2008

Swoll-Faced

when you get so pissed that your face gets all red.

Jamal:Dog you best quit.(face turns red)
Shorty: Ahhhh you gettin' swoll-faced.

by Playa Play April 30, 2003

bearded-faced lie

A statement that sounds like a lie, but is actually true.

Obama's claim that a public option will save money is a bearded-faced lie.

by perfectlycromulentwordguy March 9, 2010

Diarrhea Faced

To consume alcohol and get shit faced, sober up, and get shit faced a second time. We call that Diarrhea Faced.

"Yesterday afternoon G-money was shit faced off that cafe patron. Then he had McDonalds for dinner and sobered up. Quickly after he went to Maxes crib and did a keg stand. He got diarrhea faced!"

by BJCkillas March 8, 2012

Stinky pan faced corn coon

A very stinky, pan faced person of Mexican descent

Salma Hayek is a stinky pan faced corn coon

by Gobshmackle October 19, 2021

Bitch Faced

When a man is having sex, and is about to cum. He takes his dick and and jacks off in his hand. He then cums in his hand and takes his cumfilled hand and slaps his partners face.

the PIMP Bitch Faced his HOE.

by Karrington July 2, 2004