A fictional vampire that, despite being overly obsessive, seems to be the "perfect guy" for most women. Human versions of said vampire can usually be found in county jails or in court rooms being presented with their very own restraining order.
Dude, did you hear about Billy last night? His girlfriend broke up with him and he pulled an Edward Cullen. Now he's in prison!
by HypocriticPope April 16, 2009
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His fangirls seem to think that he is real, and a few even seem to believe that they are married to him.
Apparently, he is "beautiful" and "godlike." Oh, and he ~*SPARKLES*~ too!
His fangirls seem to think that he is real, and a few even seem to believe that they are married to him.
Apparently, he is "beautiful" and "godlike." Oh, and he ~*SPARKLES*~ too!
Fangirl 1: LYKE zOMG EDWARD CULLEN IS TTLY MY HUSBAND~!
Fangirl 2: INORITE~ :DDD
Me: -reading Harry Potter- Well, good luck finding boyfriends, freaking Twitards.
Fangirl 3: LYKE OMG UR JUST A HATR~
Me: -facepalm-
Fangirl 2: INORITE~ :DDD
Me: -reading Harry Potter- Well, good luck finding boyfriends, freaking Twitards.
Fangirl 3: LYKE OMG UR JUST A HATR~
Me: -facepalm-
by ~Otaku_Poptart~ May 31, 2010
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randomperson: Yeah, I guess he's an okay fairy. Not all too bright, though.
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