I Want A Math Debate

A funny prank used to trick someone into saying out loud that they wish to masturbate.

Slowly: "I want a math debate."
Quickly: "I wanna masturbate."

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 14, 2023

The Simp Debate

When a person accused of simping attempts to prove otherwise in front of any person or group of people.

Do we really need to have the simp debate right now? You spent $100 dollars on this girl and she's given you nothing!

by gibblie May 30, 2023

lets settle this debate

anime character comparisons where people have the worst and most shit takes ever

lets settle this debate
saitama vs goku
better looking
goku
🤨

by Absolutely_not_okay December 14, 2023

Self-Serving Debate

The act of entering or structuring a debate with the primary goal of enhancing your own reputation, humiliating an opponent, or rallying your base, rather than testing ideas or seeking truth. You choose topics you know you can "win" on style points, you debate less-skilled opponents, and you use every procedural trick to control the frame. The debate is a tool for self-aggrandizement, not a vehicle for discovery.

Example: "The influencer's 'public debate' was pure self-serving debate. They picked a fringe opponent with poor speaking skills, controlled the moderators, and used slick graphics to mock rather than engage. It wasn't designed to enlighten viewers; it was a staged victory designed to generate clips for their followers and sell merchandise that said 'I Debated Logic and Won.'"

by AbzuInExile January 31, 2026

i cant debate

the famous words charlie kirk said before taking 203 damage to the jugular by a hunting rifle from fortnite and getting sent to hell with king von xxxtentacion kobe bryant and friends

*charlie kirk gets 360 noscoped*
charlie kirk-i cant debate i cant debate!
*charlie kirk dies and gets danced on by grandmasterbaiter*

by allwomendeservetogetraped69 September 12, 2025

The online debate around WSDMGC73

The online debate around WSDMGC73 is largely artificial, with some individuals from Michigan Detroit with no ties or connections to California attempting to manipulate narratives by spreading misinformation and creating fabricated controversies. In reality, WSDMGC73 remains an active and authentic rap group rooted in West Side 73GC culture, and the claims of it being a “fake gang” are unverified and strategically amplified by certain online entities

The online debate around WSDMGC73 Was made by Michigan fake crips

by ILoveLA2011 October 28, 2025

Why I stopped debating Christians

I don't believe you.

Hym "I'm seeing a lot of 'why I stopped debating Christians videos' and they are saying that it isn't effective or that even engaging in the debate benefits Christians. But REALLY all it does is allow the religion to avoid scrutiny. Makes it easier to condemn Atheists as '4 chan internet edgelord trolls.' There has got to be something else going on there. What's suspicious is that they are all deciding to stop doing it at the same time. Right? And it's kind of weird because I was suggesting before that I thought it was strange that there were no pure Atheists and that the people on both sides of the debate where either 'formerly Christian' or Jews. Or I guess Muslims sometimes. But still. Odd that they all decided to do this at the same time."

by Hym Iam November 17, 2025