Dark Matterhorn

A dark turd that is so long it curls up above the water and back down like a long rams horn.

Dude your not going to believe the Dark Matterhorn I laid last night!

What? Niiice! You dog! Who was it some european chick you picked up?

No you dolt!! It was a huge horn like turd I laid in the poop pot!

What? No way?! Dude, next time take a picture!!

by minuccp July 1, 2011

Darkstarlings

An addictive profile site which many people frequent for discussion and drama. It has become the life for some.

"Johnny was on Darkstarlings all day yesterday. Said someone called his momma fat"

by Gei December 10, 2008

Dark Chocolate Dessert

While in the act of a 69 with a partner, you attempt the Belgium Gas mask and instead of farting on your partner you shit in their face.

WHile John was eating his girlfriend's taco, he attempted the Belgium Gas Mask and instead pushed to hard giving her a Dark Chocolate Dessert.

by Troy Knudsvig December 1, 2007

Dark Maga

Dark Maga is the aesthetic which will be embraced by Donald Trump when he imminently returns to office.

He will no longer be kindhearted and forgiving, as it is now time for revenge, time to punish and kill those who have been ruining the country.

"A storm is coming. Dark MAGA"
-Donald J. Trump

by DarkMAGA March 17, 2022

going dark

Using encryption software and devices to make messages unreadable. In some cases the software can make the data stored self-destruct when someone attempts to access information without a proper password.

The FBI is going after Apple in the courts, because Apple is making it's customers hardware and software difficult to access. The FBI wants a backdoor into Apple devices so terrorist and criminals can't be going dark, when performing illegal activities. Apple is fighting back because a backdoor could allow hackers into their customers computers, making them vulnerable.

by mlhiss July 27, 2016

Dark Honey Hole

AKA "The Dark Honey Hole." The tunnel between a females legs, leading to eternal happiness. Always dark except for during pelvic exams, the honey hole is a favorite of many men.

Don't stick your face in her dark honey hole!

by CrazyBob62 July 23, 2006

dark rida

punk treysie, good fo nothin, wannabe DUCE cant no place,

person 1. u see that treysie run like a punk when he saw dem DUCE come.

person 2. wow, cant believe it, treysies aint shit but DUCE biches, 187 on dem wanksta's

by slug April 21, 2004