crusty potty sniffer 

a person who sniffs a dirty toilet

Joel is a crusty potty sniffer

crusty potty sniffer by JPCPS October 18, 2008

Crusty-Rusty 

The process of a girl being on her period, not cleaning herself until the blood and discharge dries and crusts over, followed by a creampie and a vaginal feltching.

"Dude that party was sick! I heard that one guy was soo trashed, he gave a girl a Crusty-Rusty and didnt even know it!!"

Crusty-Rusty by Jared M., Steven S. November 19, 2010

Crusty Critter 

A term for People who call people gay or say a person has done homosexual acts or tells people that they smell, look, or sound gay.

He talks about people being gay so much he must be a Crusty Critter. Crusty Critter

Crusty Critter by notyourjoebudy January 1, 2011

crusty knuckles 

pedophile.

man that guy is a fucking crusty knuckles man.

crusty knuckles by REVERENDJOY October 30, 2008

Crusty Pussy 

The definition of someone that is petty and jealous of everything they cannot have.

"That girl, Katie, is such a crusty pussy."

Crusty Pussy by Myrtletheeducatedturtle May 15, 2017

crusty pillow surprise 

When you wake up in the morning with shit dried to your cheek because someone defecated on your pillow while you slept.

Betty gave Fred a crusty pillow surprise when he refused to sodomize her with a crucifix.

crusty pillow surprise by Timothy July 23, 2004

crusty's

crusty's come's from the ass crack the stick to ya jocks.

doing a sloppy fart and it becomes hard and u have stained jocks and it dont feel good.

crusty's by SaiNt_SaRaCeN November 16, 2003