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Poopie Cooter

Is when a woman is having a bad day, acts irrationally and takes everything out on men. Or, when you go down on a women and her vagina smells like shit.
Whats wrong with Janet?" - "She's pissed off and has a Poopie Cooter. or "Whats that smell?" - Oh, she got it in the butt and then the vag last night, now she has some Poopie Cooter going on.
by Chiguy_75 March 7, 2011
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The Tits and The Cooter

ADJ. Analogous to the Phrase "the cock and the balls," meaning awesome. Can be used to describe the outcome of an event as especially wonderful. Emphasis is placed on the "and" in the phrase to signify the superiority of the tits and the cooter to just the tits.
Person: That Party was the tits and the cooter
by RDSII October 5, 2011
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Louisiana pooter cooter

A backwoods inbred bitch with an unfortunate episiotomy-like defect derived from having mother/father/grandfather/grandmother/brother/sister/cousin/aunt/uncle/son/daughter/dog fucking parents. they can never have just anal or just vaginal sex in their life only both at the same time. Talk about truffle butter!
She was a louisiana pooter cooter just like her sister mother, churned some thick and sick truffle butter out of that bitch!
by Gandolf staff September 10, 2016
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cooter cutter

a pussy fart (more commonly known as a quief)
Christina just let a cooter cutter.
by Marc April 19, 2004
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coiter

to engage with another partner of the opposite sex through the act of shoving a penis into the vagina producing an orgasm. Another word for sex.
I like to coiter on beaches in the sunset.
by nathan aka natedog July 23, 2005
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boney cooter

a girl with a boney cooter.
DUH!!So boney that it's basically just bone.
Crystal's ex-boyfriend ate her boney cooter.
by Jessica Southers February 25, 2004
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cooter crickets

Same as "crabs" or a std.
Joe: Hey that girl is pretty bangin!
Nick: I wouldn't touch her cuz I here she has cooter crickets!
by Mattttt December 28, 2005
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