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Shadow the hedgehog's a b*tch *ss motherf*cker He p*ssed on my f*cking wife, That's right, He took his f*ckin quilly d*ck out, and pissed on my f*cking wife, and he said his dick was T H I S B I G and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on twitter.com, Shadow the hedgehog, You got a small dick, Its about the size of this Walnut except way s m a l l e r and guess what? HERE'S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE. -vine boom- That's right baby, Tall points, No quills, no pillows, Look at it, it looks like two balls and a BONG. He f*cked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna f*ck the earth, That's what you get, MY S U P E R L A Z E R P * S S! Except I'm not gonna p*ss on the earth, I'm gonna go higher, I'm p*ssing on THE MOON! You hear that Obama? I p*ssed on the moon, you idiot! You have 23 hours before the p*ss DDDDDRRRRROOOOOPPPPPLLLLLEEEEETTTTTSSSSS Hit the f*cking earth, Now get outta my sight, before I piss on you too.
Ive come to make an announcement, Shadow the hedgehog's a b*tch *ss motherf*cker He p*ssed on my f*cking wife, That's right, He took his f*ckin quilly d*ck out, and pissed on my f*cking wife, and he said his dick was T H I S B I G and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on twitter.com, Shadow the hedgehog, You got a small dick, Its about the size of this Walnut except way s m a l l e r and guess what? HERE'S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE. -vine boom- That's right baby, Tall points, No quills, no pillows, Look at it, it looks like two balls and a BONG. He f*cked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna f*ck the earth, That's what you get, MY S U P E R L A Z E R P * S S! Except I'm not gonna p*ss on the earth, I'm gonna go higher, I'm p*ssing on THE MOON! You hear that Obama? I p*ssed on the moon, you idiot! You have 23 hours before the p*ss DDDDDRRRRROOOOOPPPPPLLLLLEEEEETTTTTSSSSS Hit the f*cking earth, Now get outta my sight, before I piss on you too.
by Jarinsiri October 27, 2021
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F'ing hilarious

From the word comedy and hilarious
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Coletti

There was a Coletti driving through town yesterday.
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HERE I COME

here i come
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choke the sherrif and wait for the posse to come

A term used for masterbation. Coined originally by the Great George Carlin.
When I get home from the strip club, Im gonna choke the sherrif and wait for the posse to come!
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Come At Me

A Phrase That is said if a person wants to fight.
P1. Boy you hella ugly!
P2. Bruh Shutup Come At Me! Ima' smack yo' face!
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Comeback

1) A return that involves some type of improvement.

2) A reply to an insult; a witty retort.
1) Andres Galarraga made an honorable comeback from cancer.

2) His comeback was really good; my jaw must have dropped half a foot.
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