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Total Commando

Total commando means something is really manly or amazing.
It's like saying "intense" or "epic"
Whoa that giant robot over there is so total commando!

Johnny: I can break this rock with my face. Really.
Steve: total commando.
Johnny: yeah I'm pretty cool...
by awsometastic12 July 24, 2011
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Commander in Chief

When you bang a girl while smoking a blunt, and railing her from top. While you're "cheefing," you're commanding the position on top of her.
"Yo, i was so horny, but wanted to cheef....so I propositioned the 'commander in chief' and she was totally into it."
"Right on!"
by Dylan, Andy February 6, 2010
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oxford comma

an oxford comma is a small curly-que of a turd squeezed out onto your dick when you are fucking a girl doggy-style.
so i was fucking your sister last night and when she came she gave me an oxford comma.
by magnitogorsk May 2, 2010
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13th royal commandos

Backstabbing bunch of noobs who couldnt fight there way out of a wet paper bag. Should all be kicked in the bollocks and fed to the pigs
Wankers!
retards noobs cunts indescribably annoying bunch of pricks
by Blah November 20, 2004
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11th Commandment

This is not an extra rule that would contradict with God's laws; instead, it promotes and defends them.

11. Thou shalt displayeth the Ten Commandments in all public places.
Like it or not, there is no Separation of Church and State. It says nowhere in the Constitution of such a policy. However, people have the right to not be oppressed by a particular religion, but they still can't have that religion taken away from people.
by I Worship the Lord February 22, 2005
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going commando

*To masturbate.

*A type of military operation and technique involving a solo commando unit.

*To not wear underwear (the reason for this really revolves around the fact that commando missions are so intense that you supposedly shit your pants...thus if you don't wear underwear during a commando mission, you basically test yourself in the attempt to ensure that you don't crap yourself during the mission).
SOMEONE : "Looks like Dave's goin' commando today!"
ME (in camoflauge & aviator shades) : "Hey, I'm wearing underwear today."
by Dave April 1, 2004
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Keyboard Commander

I am the great keyboard commander and my words will haXor your computer n00b.
by Diane aka the BITCH July 15, 2005
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