your cock

Small.

"Wow your pay is like your cock. Small."

by Radikid June 11, 2018

cock luck

when one is surprised by a large number of penises about to have an orgy with the individual.

"Dude, I sent that bitch a cock luck with like, 20 guys."
"Ah bro,is she gonna be surprised!"

by hippie du magique October 4, 2008

cock bomb

To send someone a text message picture of your cock without warning them.

That girl over there is eating dinner with her grandma, i just cock bombed her to see the look on her face.

by biggeredder November 27, 2011

Nice cock

When you complement someone's cock.

NIce cock bro.

by sWaGkAgE October 21, 2020

Cock-block

1. (n.) A result of a friend, stranger, or acquaintance making sexual relations or intercouse impossible (by accident or purposely) with a member of the same or opposite sex.
2. (v.) To make the act of having sexual relations with a member of the same or opposite sex impossible (by accident or on purpose.)

1. "Last night I was chillin' wit Shorty at a party, when some dude walked into the wrong room and she didn't feel like doin' it no more...I was an unfortunate victim of cock-block.

2. "Last night I saw James tryin' to hook up wit Jenny and he knows I like her! So, before she left wit him to the other room, I told her that he has Herpes. Next time I talk to him I'm sure he gonna wanna kick my ass for cock-blocking him."

by Jessica January 17, 2005

cockshit

something that is absolutely ridiculous and much worse than just a bunch of shit

Having to work 17 days in a row is a bunch of cockshit.

by Carly July 2, 2003

The Cock

Popularised by the Jay and Silent Bob collection of movies, loving "the cock" adds the random the in front of the word.

Dubya loves the cock

as opposed to:

Dubya loves cock

by G-man September 13, 2003