Cheddar

an extremely stupid and fat orange cat.

cheddar you fatass!

by lighltysalted August 3, 2022

Cheddar Goblin

Someone who was embarrassed or emasculated in there childhood who cuts off all ties with family or friends to sit in there dark room using there computer all day, sometimes not even doing anything and just staring at the screen.

a way you can tell someone is a cheddar goblin is if they have bright pale skin, are really skinny, and sometimes can be a femboy.
the phrase "cheddar goblin" comes from the Nicolaus cage movie "Mandy"

ever since that time in 8th grade Jerry has been a cheddar goblin

by Qesdfjoibcvmbj August 15, 2022

Chedding

The act of scraping smegma off from under the foreskin and applied as colone male version of vabbing

Spread some cheddar

Yo man I tried chedding last night on my date with jessi and we totally did it

by Lordsmeg August 20, 2022

Cheddaritis

Coined by streamer Igor on Igor's Lair,

The inflammation of the butthole caused by eating too much cheese then receiving a rimjob immediately after eating too much cheese.

Igor's ass was itchy because he had cheddaritis.

by Cheddar ass August 24, 2022

Cheddar Champ

A person with a small penis and no balls who can’t draft a fantasy football team.

Man, that guy is such a cheddar champ it’s crazy.

by Slimmer Dimmer September 9, 2022

Cheddar

(Adjective) naughty like a little dog with a bad haircut

She’s been acting so cheddar ever since she found out she didn’t make the team.

by Cheddar Boy Lou September 14, 2022

Cheddy

A wife named Teddy who is also made of Cheddar Cheese. :)

I love my wife Cheddy!

by wifeofched September 16, 2022