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Chronic Masturbation

When you are a socially inep involuntarily celibate due to poor dating and social skills, and sees porn every day and leaving cum stains everywhere in your house nonstop, as a way to cope with loneliness. Never goes out, doesn't exercise nor does improve social skills, and yet this special type of breeds can usually be found moderating around Discord, Tumblr, and Reddit as power-hungry mods or working remotely in a part-time job as a twitter moderator.
Jerry never finds a way to prevent chronic masturbation. He clearly didn't recover after getting rejected by Stacy for not being himself a Chad, as he believes.
by TheKamikazeMonkeys February 27, 2023
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Chronic DA syndrome

Chronic DA (DumbAss) Syndrome, a person who is prone to being a DumbAss and doing DumbAss things
I've been diagnosed with Chronic DA syndrome offer my last skiing accident, should have realised trees don't move when yelled at
by Refunded Life March 8, 2023
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Chronicology

The pure love & knowledge of Cannabis Chronic Weed Pot Ganja Smoke Pot Tree Indo Hydro Exotics Xaa Mari Jane Marijuana. Being experienced & knowledgeable of Marijuana strains looks & flavors As u learn you become a Chronicologist
Sit back & smoke some of this fire trees and enjoy & learn some Chronicology
by anonymous March 21, 2023
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chronic bitching syndrome

The unchanging act of constantly bitching and lying to make yourself seem cool. Common in teens and adults in their late 40s, chronic bitching syndrome is a serious illness that results in the hospitalization of many.
by Doctor of bitching April 1, 2023
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Chaotic

Doesn’t follow the rules, no desire to conform and rebels against the cultural pigeon hole, kinda like the youtuber DieHardBarbie.
DieHardBarbie’s youtube videos are Chaotic Neutral, she’s the purest form.
by tinycha0s April 2, 2023
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Chronic

1: Pidgin for someone who smokes way too much weed

2: A crackhead
“Ey you like go smoke some pakololo
“Brah its 10 in the morning you one chronic”
by BigRatMouse April 8, 2023
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Chronically IRL

Doing anything that’s the opposite of being online but to the point where it makes you turn bigoted and ignorant.
Half of the people in this farmers market are chronically irl
by Closetedmeepmorp April 18, 2023
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