Boner Sovereignty

An autonomous state of arousal governed by no particular woman or bearing of friction.

one that is sovereign in their sexuality; especially : an autonomous state of arousal free from relationships and the vice of significant other.

Darryl was free now, he was amongst his kind. His boner was free to run and splurge the fruits of the town for as soon as his relationship ended; he was in a state of Boner Sovereignty.

by DJSEAND July 14, 2009

cookie boner

When food looks so good that you get excited

Girl: This mall has a Mrs. Fields...I can smell it

Boy: Damn, I've got a cookie boner!

by bigphatlauren June 29, 2009

Boner Jam

A Boner Jam is a really good song. A Boner Jam can be a song from any genre.

"the home depot theme song is a real boner jam."

by Holidaytingz March 29, 2021

tongue boner

when you are kissing someone and all of a sudden their tongue gets stiff and hard like a boner.

Dude, I was kissing him last night, and all of a sudden he shoved his tongue boner in my mouth.

by redtoken November 22, 2011

Boner Money

Spending all your money to only be left w/ a giant boner. Money spent, usually at strip clubs, on getting a boner.

I spent all this money at the strip club only to be left w/ a giant boner. Ahh, boner money and blue balls!

by Shad Michael November 1, 2011

Boner Technician

One who has the specific training and experience in the creation of a successful bonfire. Those who possess such skills are the only individuals who have the necessary abilities to tend to what we know as a bonfire.

"Colin, the boner technician that he is, assembled the greatest fire with only the most exotic wood. Only he had the abilities to erect such a raging boner."

by Lemski October 16, 2008

dog boner

Dude you nasty why you looking this up?

"so i looked up Dog boner today" "dude what's wrong with you?"

by Plpzlol October 18, 2015