Bouji Boner

A demanding phallus that refuses to grace the folds of none other than the most premium of vaginal passageways. Any female genital orifice and its associated components (face, body habitus, hair) that are deemed to be any rating less than dyme status will be met by an unwavering flaccid denial by the aforementioned penis, even in light of possible coercion tactics.
After mistakenly raw-dawging Heather in a moment of pre-ejaculatory confusion, Peter suddenly decided that she wasn’t that good-looking, became flaccid, and decided he would never compromise his bouji boner for none other than Victoria secret-equivalent grade A puntang.
by NorthernExposurePole February 09, 2015
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Boner Jihad

A fashion term, (n.)
To take something which is conventionally acknowledged as erotic or sexual and to re-condition it by ridding it of anything that reminds a person of sex.

Lady Gaga's wardrobe choices are the pillars of Boner Jihad.
E.g. Tight leather dress (sexual), add Kermit the Frog heads (wtf) = Boner Jihad.
by Cleonator October 22, 2011
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Boner Jam

A Boner Jam is a really good song. A Boner Jam can be a song from any genre.
by Holidaytingz March 29, 2021
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Bravado Boner

When you're acting tough and you get a stiffy from it.
Dan: Man, I just told my boss off and got so excited. I think I got a bravado Boner.

Rick: Word.
by Pocket Rocket CPA July 17, 2018
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cookie boner

When food looks so good that you get excited
Girl: This mall has a Mrs. Fields...I can smell it

Boy: Damn, I've got a cookie boner!
by bigphatlauren June 29, 2009
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Boner Technician

One who has the specific training and experience in the creation of a successful bonfire. Those who possess such skills are the only individuals who have the necessary abilities to tend to what we know as a bonfire.
"Colin, the boner technician that he is, assembled the greatest fire with only the most exotic wood. Only he had the abilities to erect such a raging boner."
by Lemski August 24, 2008
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dog boner

Dude you nasty why you looking this up?
"so i looked up Dog boner today" "dude what's wrong with you?"
by Plpzlol September 03, 2015
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