bear zipper 

When you pull dingleberries out of your crack and they stick together from each side, like an ass zipper.

"What are you doing billy?"
"Tuggin' on some dingleberries"
"Sounds like you got a bear zipper going on"

bear zipper by snakewrench99 September 3, 2016

Bear Trap 

When you bend her over and induce Anal. Allow for her now lax butthole to gape. Proceed to spread butt cheeks as far apart as you can. Drop your balls into her gaping asshole. Let both hands go simultaneously causing a "bear trap" effect on the testicals. As you're balls are completely consumed inside her asshole you will attempt to walk across the room as if carrying your baby cub to safety. Bear trap

My girlfriend and I tried the Bear trap last night. gaping sex anal bears balls batcave

Bear Trap by Toeknee August 29, 2016

Bear Grylls

Verb:
The act of going down on a girl until she squirts into your mouth and down your throat.

Dave:
"I helped a girl discover she was a squirter...on my face, in my mouth, down in my throat...it was unexpected..."
Johnny:
"Wow bro you really went full Bear Grylls on her finally!"

Bear Grylls by Ares Inamorta May 31, 2016

bear pinches 

When someone with small tits refuses the title "mosquito bites" they use bear pinches. Which is unreasonable.

Sally says she has bear pinches.

bear pinches by nickymacG November 13, 2016

Bear trap 

A bear trap is a specific kind of trap who targets straight macho men to turn them into the gay archetype of a bear.

Lydia's single now. Her man got caught snagged by a bear trap.

Bear trap by zimugen April 27, 2017

Bear Fuck 

To. We aggressively pounded by a large penis. Also must be said by a Greek lady.

Lauren, I just want to bear fucked today on a bear rug.

Bear Fuck by Diltzy June 24, 2017

bear moon 

How gay men describe the bare ass of a heterosexual man

Dude he had the best bear moon. Totally wanted to smash it

bear moon by Aliasdove September 5, 2017