Bater

A horny mamal who is said to originate in southern california, but claims to be hawaiian. Is known to talk non stop and very annoying at times. Is notorious for using phrases like: "bwah!" and "I am from Hawaii"

Man that Bater ate all of my food and then he

by the look July 10, 2003

bathroom selfie

When a man in a monogamous relationship has to masturbate alone in a bathroom at home.

My wife was too tired last night so I just gave myself a bathroom selfie and went to sleep.

by CertainlyNotRummy November 16, 2012

Baton Rouge

A little known 80's hair band.Want good listening?Shake Your Soul

Long before the blonde Bobbie Brown was breakin' up bands,she was in a Baton Rouge video.

by donttreadonme October 31, 2004

mater bater

A person that masturbates to his significant other.

That douchebag is such a mater bater. He makes me want to bate to tubgirl.

by Steve Bater May 13, 2005

Batorade

- lubricant used during self pleasuring/masturbation

I use baby oil for my batorade

by Treg2005 January 4, 2011

Baitorade

An alcoholic beverage normally associated with high school girls, a.k.a. jailbait. Examples include but are not limited to Smirnoff Ice, Mike's Hard Lemonade and wine coolers. A man who consumes these beverages in front of other people are considered gay or a pussy.

Jenny was going to hit on Jimmy until she noticed he was drinking a Zima. She chose not to waste her time on someone who would drink Baitorade and instead drank a Jagr Bomb with Ed.

by Dale Wholphin November 14, 2011

bathroom pudding

Shit that is halfway in consistency between diarrhea and jello.

"Man after that Taco Bell yesterday I shit out some serious bathroom pudding."

by Libdem June 1, 2016