Brandon 

a person you refer to ass having a micro penis

That kid?.... yea, kind of a brandon if ya ask me.

Brandon by LONGshlongJustin July 12, 2019

Brandon 

Brandon is a shitty boyfriend he makes you think ur the only girl in the world when he is talking to many he only cares about sex and nudes ofc he makes you think he loves you then when he’s got what he wants and he gets tired he will leave you and never talk to you again but he will continue to talk shit on you behind ur back

Omg Brandon is such a douche he’s talking about that girl behind her back

Brandon by Justabitchdoingherthing August 6, 2019

brandon 

the most retard kid i’ve ever met

this fat piece of shit thinks he can go around saying the n word and talking shit about people
this gayass thinks he can go around acting so depressed when he’s not even depressed

that is so gay and annoying
he seems like brandon

brandon by hurb moment October 19, 2019

brandon 

a ugly money thirsty hoe that only likes you if you give him money

brandon will kill you for cash

brandon by brandon killer November 14, 2019

Brandon 

That dude with a small dick

Girl: oh my god Brandon, has the smallest penis

Brandon by Alpiney December 10, 2019

Brandon 

A kid who likes to draw hentai and runs head first into battle almost getting his party killed.

Who the feck invited Brandon??

Brandon by D&D Gamer 101 January 10, 2020

brandon 

brandons are notorious for having stank ass breath. do NOT get close to them, their coochie smelling breath will kill you. it deadass is toxic, just like their personality. don’t trust them, they’re just trying to get close to kill you with their breath.

“yo did you smell brandons breath??”

“yeah dawg, that shit was gnarly.”

brandon by ihatewhiteboys226 September 12, 2020