autodefenestrate

To eject oneself from a window. See also defenestrate.

After a frustrating morning at the office, Thomas resorted to defenestration to relieve his stress...

Earlier that day "Ah, donkey sh*t, Internet Explorer's crashed again. Damn that autodefenestrating program."

by Yossarian February 20, 2004

Autofag

Someone who uses a G3SG1 or SCAR-20 in the game Counterstrike Global Offensive or CSGO.

Someone whos so bad at CSGO he resorts to op weapons like the negev or an auto sniper.

"yo Minecraft_killa_69 is sniping down mid"
"Whats he using"

"A Scar"
"What an Autofag"

by Autismo_MkII June 1, 2017

Automatic Family

The term used when a man or woman marrys someone that has kids.

Man, I love that girl to death, but I am not ready for an automatic family.

Dude, she's got kids?

Yea, three little rugrats.

by B. Hanback May 21, 2008

autofellator

A man who can suck his own manhood

Damn that guy is a real autofellator

by Uber caMeL! September 14, 2003

autofustigate

To beat yourself with a stick or a club.

I like to autofustigate.

by Raych December 20, 2004

autolatrist

A person who worships him or her self.

In etymology, it is broken down like this:

Prefix - auto - self
Suffix - latrist - to worship

Bruce is such an autolatrist because he is always checking himself out in the mirror. Heaven forbid his hair be out of place. . . He's got to look good for those girls.

by Aula Naevia Nerina November 11, 2008

Automoborgy

The definition of a vast amount of vehicles within a confined space.

Car 1: "Dude, I just drove past that petrol station in town and there were like cars everywhere"

Car 2: "Yeah!, I saw that too, it was like some big Automoborgy was going down"

Car 1: "Let's roll"

by My Name is AT January 13, 2008