Like watching snails fuck

When you're watching something thats so slow and boring, it's the equivalent of having to watch snails fuck.

I had to wait in line behind this old lady who paid for her groceries in pennies, I swear it was like watching snails fuck!

by potwo84 January 25, 2011

polish watch

When someone pulls their man parts out and puts them over his wrist. Then proceeds to ask people what time it is pointing to his new watch.

Bob- Hey Jim I think my polish watch is broken can you check?

Jim- damn-it Bob put that away...

by Thatoneguy101 December 7, 2013

Bagging The Watch

To relieve the watch late.

1PE: It's 11:45 and NO RELIEF yet, what the FUCK gives?

2PE: You know it's Crew "D", they LOVE bagging the watch.

1PE: You're right. They ARE the most useless crew known to man.

by Not Crew "D" June 26, 2008

Want to watch Friends?

Synonymous with "want to have sex?" but instead, one puts on an episode of friends beforehand.

Justin: Want to watch Friends?
Tara: I barely know you...but sure, I love Friends!

by Jidan February 28, 2011

slapping your watch

It’s same as beat your meat. It’s a less specific way of talking about the term so you don’t get in trouble

“Have you been slapping your watch in the bathroom?”

by ohnomycarrots February 9, 2019

Time for you to get a watch!

A joke commonly used on friends who do not own or are wearing a watch. Does not make sense to say it when someone does have a watch.

Friend: What time is it?
You: Time for you to get a watch!

by ChampionG December 22, 2016

Watchtower

They're this badass thrash-prog band that had some great stuff back in the 80s. You see, they started out in Austin, Texas and basically did NWOBHM and Rush covers before recording the greatest thrash album known to man, Energetic Disassembly. After this, their guitarist Billy White left because he was a sissy and didn't like metal. Their singer Jason McMaster also left to join some glam band called Dangerous Toys or whatever. They got replaced by new guys, like Ron Jarzombek and Alan Tecchio in time to record the greatest prog album known to man, Control and Resistance. After this, Jarzombek got hand problems and Tecchio left, so Watchtower sort of disbanded.

They're doing shows again, but we've been waiting for a third album since 1989 :/

Jim: Hey man, check this band out, they're crazy.

Bob: WHOA, who is this?

Jim: Oh, they're called Watchtower. Pretty cool, huh?

Bob: Hell yeah, where can I get some of their CD's?

Poser: MoAr LyKe CrOtCh-ToWeR, aMiRiTe?

by Tx_Metalhed November 27, 2010