Wind

The thing that blows girl's skirts right up.

"Woah dude look at the wind on the girls skirt!"

by Bendyboi1666 July 23, 2019

WIND BLOWING

Having a proximity criminal from the offending party of past pick up in a way of subtle stalking.

Given the fact the velocity of the air currents is for ever changing so enters in the SPOTLIGHT a 606 unethicality kicked out of the the parallel EL DORADO as the electric light failure has busted some yahoo stalking from EL DORADO but a 606 connect to a number 14 linear sling neighbor who despises detectives and any line of questioning but buying a new comb and losing it in the restroom is endemic to WIND BLOWING which as you see is buried deep into the phony identity superimposition where resolvemrnt comes from an arrest of the physical ID but in particular PRIME ASSHOLE gift card violation of spending an unspendable proprietary $159 GIFT CARD exacted by the ASSHOLE in the FIRST GIFT CARD of 64:with a SECURITY BALANCE of 750 .PANG IT.

by NEW BISEXUALITY April 19, 2021

Wind Jamming

The act of having butt sex whilst the receiving party forcefully ejects trapped sewer gasses from their sphincter, thereby creating a pressure around the entering genitalia.

Bro, I hooked up with this girl last night. I put it in her ass, but all the Mexican food had her wind jamming me right out.

by sherwinre December 26, 2020

winding

wind is blowing (shorter word)

look it’s winding outside

by urhdhdhd August 8, 2023

Wind That Never Dies

Wind That Never Dies:
A short person

Y e s

"Hello, Wind That Never Dies"
"Look! It's Wind That Never Dies."

by Error_Z July 11, 2021

Wind

Wind is the worse thing imaginable. When it’s October and you put out your decorations for Halloween and the wind has to be a dick and then everything blows away which is a pain in the ass

Person 1 “Hey it’s going to be very windy today”

Person 2 “ Oh crap I just put out my Halloween decorations!!!”

Person 1 “ Really you did, because I can’t see them”

by Money Man!!! October 30, 2019

Alabama wind tunnel

The act of scissoring buttholes together, one partner farts, the other partner sucks it in.

I invited my cousin Jenny over and we scissored for the first time. She came too fast so I clinched my butthole against hers and farted. To my surprise, she rectally inhaled.

We scissored buttholes together, I farted into hers and she sucked it right in. It gave me an Alabama wind tunnel.

by Wanna bang44 December 9, 2024