whalebot

Any unnecessarily large person, often one who attends Weight Watchers, and drives slowly on the highway taking up more than 67% of his own front seat.

Move it, you whalebot! Stop parking in the Crystal Cleaners spots and walk a little farther to your Weight Watchers meetings!

by Channel9News June 14, 2009

Whale Planet

A girl or guy of especially large size in terms of weight. Pretty much a really fat person; so fat that they resemble whales & or planets.

"That chick Carly is so fat!" - Guy #1
"I know! She's like a whale." - Guy #2
"No more like a planet." - Guy #1
"SHE'S A WHALE PLANET!" - Guy #1 & 2

by Donny Ca$h December 3, 2010

Whale of A Teacher's Pet

A person who is overly obssessed or dedicated to being a "teacher's pet". They are known do everything that is in their means to acheive their goal of being a Teacher's Pet. Most people don't like or want to be a Teacher's Pet, which is a step down from a "Whale of A Teacher's Pet". These people are known to excessively (even more then a normal "Teacher's Pet") brag and kiss up to the teacher. They obsess over getting a 4.0 and may even come up with retarded nicknames for themselves, like "PowerHouse".

These type of people do not accept no for an answer. If they want extra credit, there is no other option then just giving it to them. They act all nice, but really they're jerks. They like to brag about nothing and make up stories just to make themselves look good. They can be bold at times, but when told off, they become scared and have no clue what to do. But, most the time they are just given what they want because people don't know how to react to their smugness.

Whale of a Teacher's Pet: whoa. I could get into any college I want. I deserve a 5.0, not a 4.0.

Teacher: oh,alright. I'll just take your college tuition out of my paycheck. I may have to sell my house, but I'd do anything for you.

Whale: now that sounds better. I knew you'd comply with me.

by _Fancy_ March 17, 2011

whale cunt

A female who has has 16 kids

Look at that whale cunt!

by cunt lsut September 23, 2016

Whale songs

When you and a male friend are banging two chicks in an otherwise quiet house and the only sounds that can be heard are the females moaning back and forth "singing".

Guy 1: Hey man, those girls from last night that were all over us are coming over tonight.

Guy 2: Awesome, they were DTF last night so we'll have them singing whale songs in no time.

by wDawks May 12, 2018

Reject Whale

Noun: Reject whale has been rejected for life. He cannot swim, he can only retardedly flop. He has but a few "friends", like Fail Unicorn. But they can't talk, only moan idiotically to each other.


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--"Reject Whale" can also be used an an insult.

"I hate you. You are a reject whale."

by 【はい、わたしはよしき】 October 20, 2008

The Whalecock

First portion of a two-part masturbation move. The process begins when a male takes his half-erect penis and inserts it into his own butthole. The phallus is then removed and smelled for arousal purposes. The cock is quickly placed back in the anus, and the male will proceed to ejaculate in his own butthole. This move is then followed by the blowhole.

I walked in on my roommate doing the whalecock blowhole!

by Drake McIntyre June 7, 2009