Reject Whale

Noun: Reject whale has been rejected for life. He cannot swim, he can only retardedly flop. He has but a few "friends", like Fail Unicorn. But they can't talk, only moan idiotically to each other.


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--"Reject Whale" can also be used an an insult.

"I hate you. You are a reject whale."

by 【はい、わたしはよしき】 October 20, 2008

The Whalecock

First portion of a two-part masturbation move. The process begins when a male takes his half-erect penis and inserts it into his own butthole. The phallus is then removed and smelled for arousal purposes. The cock is quickly placed back in the anus, and the male will proceed to ejaculate in his own butthole. This move is then followed by the blowhole.

I walked in on my roommate doing the whalecock blowhole!

by Drake McIntyre June 7, 2009

Beached Whale Job

When a fat chick makes you cum by rubbing your dick with the fat of her stomach.

Dude. I just got a beached whale job.
It was pretty gnarly before I threw up.

by WoofWoofWolf November 6, 2011

Brown Whale

When one is in a body of water deep enough to do a "front flip" in; one pulls down their pants, does the flip under water, and evacuates their bowels when only their rear is exposed above the water level thus making it look like a whale's blowhole spraying brown matter.

"Dude, Todd got so hammered at the mexican restaurant that he did a brown whale in the pool later that night. There was shit everywhere..."

by rajeshkoothrapali August 28, 2012

your whalecum

A way of saying thank you for something really good or arousing with a twist on words meaning fuck later.

Jim: fancy coming round my house today?
Sarah: yes please
Jim: ok then
Sarah: thank you

Jim: your whalecum

by Funkypigeon.com September 19, 2016

Prime Whale

The equivalent of awesome, cool, great, etc.

"Yooo Chris is your name from XCOM? Have you played 4 yet? That shit is prime whale!"

"Fucken lit prime whalin"

by NilosGames May 19, 2018

tanking the whale

A term used to describe having sex with someone who is large or has less than desirable physical qualities. It was coined one night when a invitation was sent out to join a party with a "extra large" sorority. When considering to accept said invitation, a man we will simply call JJ calmly said "lets do it, lets tank the whale".

So i went to that girls house the other night and we started to get it on until her room mate walked in and totally saw me tanking the whale.

by Thom Burney November 25, 2007