glowing whale

Used to describe whales swimming among bioluminescence (for example, in Life of Pi).

*looking over ocean*

C: It's really pretty out tonight.
T: Yeah, maybe we'll see a glowing whale!
C: *turns slowly towards T, slightly concerned*

by The Long Haired Beast November 20, 2018

coke whale

Overweight girls who do a lot of coke.

Hey bob, get a load of those coke whales over there!

by Selma January 6, 2019

Bit the whale

Died (often suddenly or unexpectedly)

"Poor old Juergen, he was sick for months and just when he seemed to be getting better he bit the whale. I'm going to miss that guy."

by TheUberGruber June 29, 2018

Beluga Whale

A slur targeted towards people who are fat and have light skin

“Shut the fuck up beluga whale”
“Beluga whale? Im not even white?!”
“Doesn’t Matter, you are still fat and light skinned anyways”

by Layas8567 August 28, 2022

Meat Whale

An obscenely large god awful fat ham-beast of a woman with an ass that is so incomprehensible that it makes your nutts hurt.

“Hey bro, you see that Meat Whale over there?Good god she’s making my nutts hurt over here.”

by Banana & Split April 30, 2022

whale watcher

A nigga who finds attraction in extremely-large, rotund, well-upholstered women who also have the brain function of the child of a sea cucumber and a fetus. If the women has dyed hair, their garguantuan size is accentuated according to the 'principle of pinguis mulieribus' where the bitch looks better in the whale watcher's eyes. Whale watchers portray simp-like behaviour, such as completing the whale's homework and defending the whale from slander from the watcher's own friends who are actually sane. This attraction to fat bitches can be attributed to a fried pineal gland caused by the lack of a father figure to guide them to the right way.

Have you seen Antony's latest instagram story? He's always complaining about bitches calling him ugly but here he is being a whale watcher. ඞ

by Rabdullah Hummus the 16th February 13, 2021

whale account

A whale account, is an account usually in a gacha game, that a player spends a hefty amount of money on. Either for characters, skins, or weapons. Players who play like this, typically spend well over 200$ on a game to feed their gacha addiction. However, players who play like this are usually frowned upon because of they don’t experience games as a F2P player would.

person 1: Hey I heard you got the new character, congrats!

person 2: Yeah I only spent around 120$ this time round... what a save!

person 1: Oh so you own a whale account!

by yetiswear April 7, 2021