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A sexual move in which a male has his foreskin removed by the front two teeth of his partner. The foreskin is then put in a lasagna bake and put in the microwave for 1 minute 43 seconds.
*just had sex*
Male: I'm starving
Female: foreskin lasagna?
Male: ok then.....
*female bites off foreskin*
Male: owwwww!!!!!!
Female: it will be worth it
*puts foreskin in lasagna bake and cooked in microwave for 1 minute 43 seconds*
Female: de-lish
Male: IKR!!!!!
by Funkypigeon.com February 12, 2016
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A sexual move in which a male has his foreskin removed by the front two teeth of his partner. The foreskin is then put in a lasagna bake and put in the microwave for 1 minute 43 seconds.
*just had sex*
Male: I'm starving
Female: foreskin lasagna?
Male: ok then.....
*female bites off foreskin*
Male: owwwww!!!!!!
Female: it will be worth it
*puts foreskin in lasagna bake and cooked in microwave for 1 minute 43 seconds*
Female: de-lish
Male: IKR!!!!!
by Funkypigeon.com February 12, 2016
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Usually said after someone has thanked you for a very satisfying or sexually arousing gift.
Boy: look at this bracelet I got you
Girl: thank you I love it!
Boy: you're whalecum
by Funkypigeon.com March 12, 2016
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A way of saying thank you for something really good or arousing with a twist on words meaning fuck later.
Jim: fancy coming round my house today?
Sarah: yes please
Jim: ok then
Sarah: thank you

Jim: your whalecum
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