ass water

the water that splashes onto the ass from a falling terd.

after trying for 13 minutes, john finally squeezed out the last terd. Sadly, the terd was heavy and produced superfluous ass water.

by HappyHenry35 April 18, 2003

Naked Water Dance

A Shower.

plain and simple.

i'm pretty sure this phrase was coined by my friend Pat.

but he's been too lazy to define it on here.

"Hey, what's up dude?"
"Not much..about to go do a naked water dance. do you want to get food after?"
"yeah. call me when you're done being naked"


Naked water dances are to be done individually. if you're in the shower with someone else the odds of dancing are pretty slim.

by Danger_Rick February 1, 2009

gay water

A vodka soda water with lemon or lime. A gay mans perfect gateway to a good buzz and a small waistline.

Bar goer: "Can I get two gay waters please?"
Bartender: "Two vodka sodas with lemon coming right up!"

Or

Friend 1: " Oh my god so and so is looking so thin!"
Friend 2: " I know, right! He's only been drinking gay water when he goes out!"

by CJHant22 May 11, 2016

bukkake warrior

A woman (or man?) who is the frequent receiptiant of several males ejaculations at one time

Paris Hilton is a Bukkake Warrior

by mike April 11, 2005

hotdog water

Some know it as the juice left over after you get done boiling hot dogs, others know it as poor mans gravy, but either way, it can be a great additive to many things.

These potatoes are off the chain, how did you make them?

Just mashed up some potatoes and used hotdog water for gravy.

by T.J. Dubz February 23, 2008

warrior of love

another word for male genitilia.

If your warrior of love is too small, you might lose this war.

by Shakespeare133 January 15, 2008

Water Pisstol

The act of pouring piss into ones anus with a funnel, after which masturbating furiously for 10 seconds (acting like the pump on a water pistol). After which the participant squeezes the piss out of their arse like a water pistol.

''Last night my friend came round to my house and we both help each other fill out water pisstols then had a water pisstol fight''

''Last night I was practising with my water pisstol, I shot three meters''

by Wateryanus September 10, 2012