Wankerchief

A handkerchief carried around with the express purpose of mopping up semen of impromptu masturbation. Can also be shortened to wanky (hanky).

Mum: You should get a handkerchief for your suits breast pocket, you'd look very dapper.
Son: No mum, people would think I'm a chronic masturbator and call it a wankerchief.

by hotblack desiato April 15, 2014

wankerism

political bullshit in the workplace..... cowardliness in challenging anyone or thing with power or influence !!

''you can say that at work . we know its corporate wankerism but you'll get into trouble if you speak your mind like that''

by ozwald cobblepot February 18, 2015

wankerbatting

When you spank your monkey with such force and grip it makes it burn when you pee.

"So, what's up with you?"
"It burns when I pee."
"Stop wankerbatting then!"

by TheJacker March 29, 2015

Wanker

A person (mostly men) who enjoys and partakes in many masturbation sessions, or "wanking".
Also used in the same sense as "asshole" or "bellend" and can mean a loser

oh look at his hair, what a wanker

by bigwangman November 9, 2015

Wanker's Hangover

The feeling you sometimes get when you've finished having a wank, in that you feel disgusted with yourself. Similar to PFG (Post-Fap Guilt).

Jacking it to PornHub this morning gave me the worst Wanker's Hangover.

by TheBigDeeeeee November 10, 2015

Wankering

When a hand job is given within an hour of someone having a wank.

Mary gave Dave a wankering after he finished unloading over a new video uploaded to PornHub

by DeepFeelings January 31, 2016

Wankercheif

A fabric that is used as an area to deposit semen after a masturbation.

Ben Hennesey: "I haven't washed my wankercheif in weeks!"

by KonyGun April 23, 2016