Darth vader

The first black guy to admit he's the father.

when a black kid asks you to go to his house you respond with I can meet darth vader

by fboiretard March 27, 2019

River Vale

best place in new jersey w a bunch of spoiled white kids that are all smart but think they’re the shittyt

that’s a river vale kid

by chickenisCOOL August 24, 2019

Darth Vader

The most feared man in Star Wars known for Force-choking people and the breathing

Oh my god, if you annoy me one more time, I’ll have Darth Vader Force Choke you.

by Fortnite1500 February 25, 2020

Darth Vader

.They don't need paternity tests.

Darth Vader is the FIRST man to Admit to being a father

by sextynine March 24, 2020

Darth vader

Darth Vader is a character for the star wars univers, he was one of the most popular evil villains of the dark side.

Darth vader- a powerful sith lord in the dark side of the force.. Once was a wise jedi knight named Anakin Skywalker, but rebelled against the jedi and became a sith.

by StarDeffs December 23, 2020

Dirty Valdon

When you get so fucking horny that you grab your pet hamster and shove it up your sisters ass. Then while she screams you stick your dick in her mouth and make her deepthroat, as mom walks in the dog fucks her and your dad sits in the corner jerking off to shemale furry porn.

“Holy shit dude, while you went to church my family did a dirty Valdon”

by Dirty… July 11, 2021

Leo Valdiva

Think your friendly neighbourhood pyromaniac, but he can control fire, isn't hurt by it and accidentally can set you on fire. We call Leo Valdez Leo Valdiva when he is being the star of the show, well, book. When he becomes _the_ dive, he emits a level of sass only, Persassy, Sassabeth and Sassico can get to.

Leo: Maybe try a shower, probably the reason people think you're a hobo.
Comments: LEONIDAS VALDIVA HAS ENTERED THE CHAT
This is a moment where *Leo Valdiva* appeared

by Corpna October 2, 2021