sand in my vagina

A good excuse to get out of anything.

Coach: Son, why don't you want to play today?
Player: I would play in the basketball game today coach, but I've had some sand in my vagina thats been troubling me all day.

by Deeez Nuuutz July 4, 2003

SEPTIC VAGINA

The end result of a double dipping session where the swaping between anus and vagina transfers fecal matter from one hole to the other resulting in a tuna cunt septic vagina.

Last night's double dipping with johnny was great but now I have a septic vagina!

by chris musico March 26, 2008

Velvet Vagina

Noun-

A girl that won't put out, or is to exclusive for sex (like the velvet red ropes at clubs)

Fred- Dude did you get any last night?
-No, that bitch is a velvet vagina

by hxc_drummer18 July 8, 2009

Vagina

The box the penis cums in.

A vagina is the best box possible to rap your penis in.

by Wun Hung Lo December 28, 2005

vaginal opening

The rim of a girls/womans pussy hole

Oi, guess what i licked my girls friends vaginal opening.

by Robert f-g January 24, 2004

vagina

a girls private part

she has a tight vaGINA

by ghjkjhgfvdcfghjkiuy July 8, 2011

Vagina

One powerful and quite dangerous device, created by Satan himself, used to control the money and the minds of straight men from all over the world. Combined with a pair of boobs and a nice ass it could be even more evil and unresistable.

Girl: Let's watch Twilight.
Guy: Hell no! That movie is terrible.
Girl: You're such an asshole! You don't get any vagina/pussy tonight.
Guy: LETS WATCH ALL THE TWILIGHT MOVIES!

by ADuckOnQuack May 5, 2013