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Turtle Tits

Muscular man boobs. Shaped like the subtle roundess of that of a turtle.
Hey that dude is super lean and muscular, but now he has turtle tits!
by caustic88 March 17, 2011
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turi ip ip ip

Turi Ip Ip Ip refers to a series of memes similar to the wenomechainsama videos where misheard, phonetically spelled lyrics from the 2014 song "Symbolism" by Electro-Light are presented in a speech bubble attached to a character. The original edit was posted to TikTok in May 2022 and inspired variants over the following weeks on TikTok and YouTube.
Turi ip ip ip
Ip ip ip tsha ik
Ip tura ip ik
Eugh eugh isha ik turisha
by Jack Ouyang June 18, 2022
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turkey moon

To tuck one's balls between the legs and moon someone. The balls under the ass resembles the neck of a turkey, thus forming the turkey moon.
Damn, did you just see Hayes give that guy a turkey moon?
by BRAINSWELLS December 27, 2007
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turd chewer

One that chews poo. Could be a poofer, a gay or someone that just loves to eat poo.
by Aleman2 December 29, 2009
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Amber turd

Amber turd, also occasionally refered to as amber heard, is a gold digging, narcissistic, abusive piece of shit who likes taking shits on her partners beds and blaming it on the four pound teacup yorkies, she got married to Johnny Depp in 2015 and leeched off of his career and abused him, she then wrote an op-ed for the Washington Post claiming Depp was a wife beater, even when she was the real abuser, in 2022 Depp sued her for defamation and won but attempts to make everyone feel bad because her dog stepped on a bee.
Amber turd also assaulted her ex girlfriend, tasya van Ree.
by Yesdaddy123 June 2, 2022
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Amber Turd

The act of scent marking your territory by defecating to ward off enemies.
Person 1: Yo, I hear weird noises outside!
Person 2: Hold on I will go out and amber turd all around the house!
by Sir Adel June 21, 2022
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Schroedinger's turd

The dilemma of flushing the toilet with a closed lid; there is a 50% chance that the turd is still present. The turd is equally alive and dead, until somebody lifts the lid.
'I've just flushed a big one; I fear the paradox of Schroedinger's turd'
by CJV August 27, 2012
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