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Trained Noob

Trained Noob is a name given to a noob which has been trained thus making him/her better. A noob can not pass the stage of trained noob if he is beeing trained. Ask a great man once said "You can train a noob but he'll just be a trained noob."
by Luke Carroll April 25, 2005
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train wreck

A way to describe how one can't look away from something that is appalling or disgusting, due to it's bizarre or unusual nature.
My God... Did you see the video of that fat lady on a treadmill? What a train wreck. I couldn't look away.
by Duffman1 May 16, 2007
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daisy train

see daisy chain except it applies to anal sex
by hot karl August 11, 2003
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Massage Train

Activity where party participants sit in a line, usually on the floor and massage eachother, most often( almost always) while on ecstacy.Coined in Catalina by the Core
J:"Were you in that massage train last night?"

K:"Oh yeah massage train yeah!"
by Spikolli October 17, 2010
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Cow Train

A gay sex position where 3 or more persons get in a line and have anal sex. Usually hurts your penis.
Steve: Hey bill, richie and craig. Do you all wanna come over for some Cow Train?

Friends: SURE!
by Lessercountryfolk February 19, 2007
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Training Wheels

A couple who accompanies a new couple on a date to ensure that things move smoothly.
Bobby was worried about his date Clarissa, so he asked Tammy and George to be his training wheels.
by Hot Aub July 5, 2008
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