toilet

something you flush things down.

Who smoked my toilet?

by bread infection January 2, 2006

Toilet Duck

A toilet bowl cleaning product with a duck shaped head.

"They stole that Toilet Duck idea from me, you know. In my original sketches, I had it as a goat."

by signull June 21, 2006

your flag is my toilet paper

No matter who you are or where you are in the world,

your flag is my toilet paper

by I hate you all June 29, 2004

Female Toilet

A term used to describe a woman who enjoys having body excretions on her body.

Alternative: Walking Toilet

God, Rick, you do know Susie is a female toilet?

by Michael O. November 20, 2004

toilet paper bunnies

when a girl goes to the bathroom an wipes and the lent from the toilet paper builds up down there.

I have to go wash up before we have sex to get rid of the toilet paper bunnies.

by ShannonP January 25, 2008

Full Toilet

In Poker, it is the absolute worst hand possible. It is when you end-up with 3 black cards and 2 red cards, or vice-versa. There can be no pairs, a shit hand. Loses to a toilet flush and every other hand.

"i went all in with a full toilet and got blasted by a pair of 2s on the river"

"she took one look at my full toilet and disposed of it with her toilet flush to win the WSOP."

by Acebinkley August 24, 2005

fell in the toilet

To jack off in the bathroom pretending to take a shit or while taking a shit

Jonny: I'm going to the bathroom
Mom: Okay

Mom: Jonnys been in the bathroom for so long he must have fell in the toilet

by Sassyredbitch June 9, 2018