shit or get off the toilet

When someone is wasting you time so you tell them to make it happen or go away.

Example: a guy keeps postponing/rearranging date plans so you say; "Dave, you're messing me around. Either shit or get off the toilet!"

by Loco in London June 14, 2015

toileteer

1. an attorney practicing no fault insurance defense "law" in New York state 2. any practicing attorney who knows, or should know, that his or her practice of the law has no redeeming social value whatsoever and is sucking the life out of business or society as a whole 3. an attorney, regardless of where they went to law school, who has done something in public to bring additional shame to a profession that is already in the gutter.

1. No fault ID "lawyers" are toileteers 2. that attorney is a scum sucking, mouth breathing toileteer 3. Howard K. Stern, attorney and purported "father" of Anna Nicole Smith's baby, is a toileteer.

by Toileteer February 17, 2007

Toilet Queen

A gay man who cruises public rest rooms looking for anonymous gay sex with other gay cruisers.

Those public restrooms at that state park rest stop are frequented by toilet queens.

by Paul Della Valle June 14, 2004

toik

TOIK was a "war cry" for Beith lads during the 80/90`s and possible earlier, during battles with rival towns in the West Coast of Scotland, where they would fight rivals from Kilburnie ( YKT - Young Kilburnie Team ), Dalry ( CX -China Cross ) and many other towns.
TOIK meant The Order Is Kill, but also when fighting Town rivals that started with the letter K, it meant Take Over In K...( town name )..

OI OI WE`RE THE TOIK
TOIK - The Order Is Kill
TOIK - Take Over In Kilburnie
TOIK - Take Over In Kilwinning, etc

by unkn0wn p3rs0n September 1, 2008

toilet beans

Toilet seat bumpers.

Toilet beans go well with bum gravy.

by Uran Spaceman July 29, 2008

Toilet Nuts

When one (male) is going to the bathroom (usually for a number 2) and after the subjects nuts have been on the inside of the toilet bowl and come out cold.

"Dude I think im gonna be off my game for a while after that trip to the b-room"

" Man you got the Toilet Nuts?"

" Yeh dude they are as cold as the other side of the pillow"

by spencer vg. October 16, 2007

Toilet Ninja

Mainly corporate personell who go to great lengths at avoiding being seen taking a crap at the workplace toilet

" Hey Bob I felt something whiz by me while I was taking a piss, weird"
"Oh that was most likely Phil, he doesn't like people seeing come out of the crapper, he's a toilet Ninja"

by The Firezombie June 24, 2008