Thick Johnson 

A big dick.

Goddamn tyler you got a fucking thick johnson.

Thick Johnson by iwannafuckingdie98 August 3, 2018

Thick 

Not fat or skinny in between and a thick girl has big thighs and lots of curves she has a small waist and is strong

Damn that girl is thick. Look at those curves

Thick by Holly//21//& October 20, 2018

thick gross 

Whece's kayn gameplay

Dude that 1v3 triple was so thick gross

thick gross by Jobbily November 20, 2018

Thick 

Lakiesha

Damn lakiesha thick

Thick by Sadlakiesha November 28, 2018

thick dough 

a difficult and/or complicated situation

Person: I don't know what to do about this mess with my girlfriend.
Friend: I don't know, that's thick dough, bro.

thick dough by bleegiimuus December 25, 2018

Thick mint 

The base unit of an overall great candy, color, and savior of the apocalypse.

Who wouldn’t want to be a proud owner of something in the catagory of “thick mint”?

Dang, that’s one thick mint you got there.
We praise the allmightly savior, thick mint.

Thick mint by Nafamnotfeelingit January 15, 2019

Thick Greeter 

When you donate your used items to a donations center such as a goodwill and you are approached by a "Thick Greeter". A Thick Greeter is a strong burly man who is willing to go above and beyond what it takes to take your donations and make you feel happy.

Oh gosh. I hope when I donate my old clothes today at goodwill donations center that I will be approached by a Thick Greeter.

Thick Greeter by ThickGreeter12345 February 2, 2019